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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:02 AM // 00:02   #21
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This one i saw before.

*OMG a raccoon is outside my house*
"I'm going to be afk, and be back in 10 minutes after i kill it"
Hey I recall a guy saying that too......
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #22
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"I think I pissed myself a lil.."
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32   #23
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"I have to go, my power just went out."

Actually possible with a UPS, but improbable....I'd probably call B.S., too.

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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32   #24
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best excuses ever:

"ZOMGWTF IM DRAINED"

"omg our monks suck"

R A G E Q U I T
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #25
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I've seen this a lot in CA:

*person in team dies*
2 seconds later:
Dead person: rez
Dead person: rez
Dead person: rez
Me: I am using ressurection signet on Dead person!
*I go over to rez them, right after the person is revived:
Dead person (now revived): I hate you all, no one carries a rez sig, you all are n00bs, I'm leaving.
*Person leaves*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #26
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My lame excuse for awhile: If I leave my computer died.

And die it did, quite often as well. This was a true fact for quite some time, until I fixed my computer.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:46 AM // 02:46   #27
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Guy once said "OMG A BAT JUST FLEW IN MY WINDOW!" He was gone a while too.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49   #28
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oh


my....


god!! i just got shot!


or...
ahhhhhhhhhh! (gone) - ive done that.... to get out of chat rooms on games.

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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #29
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Not a GW excuse, just an excuse.

During any movie with a damn good moment, and a guy starts to get teary eyed, I more often than not see him quickly start rubbing one of his eyes before a tear falls and hear him say:

"Ah, got something in my eye damnit"

Or something like that. It's ok to cry, people. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' I know people who cry every day night.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #30
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Not a GW excuse, just an excuse.

During any movie with a damn good moment, and a guy starts to get teary eyed, I more often than not see him quickly start rubbing one of his eyes before a tear falls and hear him say:

"Ah, got something in my eye damnit"

Or something like that. It's ok to cry, people. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' I know people who cry every day night.
lol very true.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 06:17 AM // 06:17   #31
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If we are talking about retarded excuses, my dad used to blame everything on our cat Clyde. Something broken? "Clyde did it." The door left unlocked? "Clyde did it." I swear it got so ridiculously annoying hearing him say that everytime something wasn't right. I mean, its really bad when he is still saying it after the cat freaking died!!
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 08:42 AM // 08:42   #32
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BEST excuse ever
/disconnected... without sayin nothing...
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #33
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This guy on TS had to go because his dad always switches off the interney at 11 LOL. He's like a uber administartor so nothing this poor kid could do to play GW late.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:28 PM // 15:28   #34
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"I Don't Know How To Attack Bosses, rez pls"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:45 PM // 15:45   #35
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"Sorry guys, my dog ate my homework, so I got DCed."
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:53 PM // 15:53   #36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PieXags
Not a GW excuse, just an excuse.

During any movie with a damn good moment, and a guy starts to get teary eyed, I more often than not see him quickly start rubbing one of his eyes before a tear falls and hear him say:

"Ah, got something in my eye damnit"

Or something like that. It's ok to cry, people. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' I know people who cry every day night.

We just had a conversation today on my psychiatry class about showing feelings and how women are different from males...
Teacher made both boys and girls give their thoughs on it.. was so... weird?.. I though I'm not the only boy who sometimes cries openly...
Guess its more rare then..

I tend to be quite sensitive.. and let tears roll down my cheeks.. but then again, I also feel like I'm a lesbian, so maybe I shouldn't talk...
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:56 PM // 15:56   #37
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EDIT: I thought this thread was about GW excuses, but now I know...

I had a discussion in my World History Class. Talked about why people do drugs. One kid says because they lift you from your pain, they make you forget things. What I said.

"Naw kid, that's not why, it's because you're emo and can't handle the weed."
^ Not really anything, just an insult to the kid, because his reason was about a chick.

He told me to die, and I asked him what a hookah was, kid goes.

"It's that pipe."
^ Funniest answer in history.

I told the kid what it was, the kid goes.

"Sorry, I'm stoned."
^ Worst excuse ever.

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Old Oct 26, 2005, 04:01 PM // 16:01   #38
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Originally Posted by LeftAlone-
We just had a conversation today on my psychiatry class about showing feelings and how women are different from males...
Teacher made both boys and girls give their thoughs on it.. was so... weird?.. I though I'm not the only boy who sometimes cries openly...
Guess its more rare then..

I tend to be quite sensitive.. and let tears roll down my cheeks.. but then again, I also feel like I'm a lesbian, so maybe I shouldn't talk...

Guys are taught from birth not to cry or show emotion. Men are socially expected to only show anger, which is why you rarely see men in mass media showing any emotion. Women cry and talk, men get pissed and fight. It's how we're raised, and it's hard to overcome. Most fights and wars stem from the fact that men run countries and they can't talk about problems; people think they're weak if they don't fight. It's a sad situation, but it's so ingrained in us at this point that it will be hard to undo.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 04:02 PM // 16:02   #39
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Thats just cruel... shame on you.

[THIS POST BELONGS ON TOP OF THE ONE ABOVE]


@ Doooom.. So very true.
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #40
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What's cruel?
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